haechan is the type of guy to leave u on read for a week but hold it against u when he texts u at 4:56 and doesn’t get a reply by 4:55
- ten: toss me my keys
- johnny: throws printer
- ten: i said MY KEYS
- johnny: i thought you said printer !!
- ten: why the fuck would i say PRINTER
- jaemin: i have a confession to make...
- jisung: you collect Polly Pockets and hide them in your sock drawer
- jaemin: yOu kNOw abOUt thAt??
- jisung: i do now
- chenle: why did the chicken cross the road?
- renjun: you literally stood at the crosswalk for twelve whole minutes because you were too nervous to walk in front of the cars
- jungwoo: ᵇʳʳʳʳᵃʰ~ ᴜʷᴜ
- all of nct, lee soo man, the queen of england, god, mother nature, pluto: ❤️💌💚💓💛💕💖💙💘🧡💟💜💝❣️💞
who still calls yukhei dumb the guy knows like 4 languages and is funny in all of them
taeyong: okay, i have to go run errands for an hour. i’m leaving mark in charge
chenle: bro, mark isn’t with us anymore…
mark, in the distance: i’M nOt dEAd, aSshOLeS
jaemin, vlogging: what’s up, guys! it’s nana here, BACK with another video. so today-
jisung, walking past jaemin’s room: stop it, no one wants another room tour
haechan: i look stunning today. am i right or am i right?!
mark:
mark: i don’t know what the third option is, but i’m gonna go with that
(Source: vanished, via perrfectly)